If You Want to Make Everyone Happy, Don’t Be a Leader. Sell Ice Cream. – Steve Jobs [1075×1221]

If You Want to Make Everyone Happy, Don’t Be a Leader. Sell Ice Cream. – Steve Jobs [1075×1221]
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  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Shojo_Tombo

    Ice cream customers can be some of the most demanding, dishonest, shitty people. Jobs obviously never worked at an ice cream shop.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    whatoneaarrrthisthat

    Dude this is terrible advice lol
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    CallMeTerdFerguson

    Lol, more like Jobs trying to justify what huge dickbag he was than actually good advice.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    JFSOCC

    If you want to justify yourself being an asshole, be rich.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    LeviSalt

    Definitely not a guy to idolize. He ruined his own family and basically killed himself by not listening to modern medicine.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    The_Dude_Lebowski2

    If you want to make yourself live longer, don’t be a moron. Go to actual medical practitioners and not a juice cleansing blog.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    gutemorgen

    If you want to be rich, steal, deny your daughter is yours, cheat your friends and employees and brow beat people into submission.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    essellburns

    Screw you jobs! I'm lactose intolerant! 😁
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    simon_sjw

    "Eat healthily and your sweat won't smell." Also Steve Jobs
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    foxmulhoney

    Says the world class grifter
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Rein3

    Toxic leadership 101.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Hobscobblez

    What the fuck does leader even mean in this context?
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    nonamee9455

    And definitely don't be Steve Jobs
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    paulvarjak0

    Make money off people under the guise of making them happy. Real good guy this, Jobs.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Empyrealist

    > If you want o be an asshole, ignore your biological children. -- also Steve Jobs
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    CannibalCelt

    If you want to make everyone hate you, act like I did.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Sirloin_Tips

    Jobs was a Grade A dickhead. Fuck that guy.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    KajikiaAudax

    Isn't this the shitbag who abandoned his child? Him reveling in his lack of agreeableness seems a bit narcissistic, masturbatory, and insulting.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Chitlinsandgravy

    The ultimate tool for leadership, is one's own example.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Rogerwilco1974

    [Alternatively...](https://i.imgur.com/IEWG9eX.jpg)
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    manzoire

    I'm an entrepreneur and I work part-time at an ice cream shop. I feel conflicted now
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    AGmikkelsen

    We're down to Jobs quotes now? That guy was the worst to take advice from. His book basically justified millions of managers bad behaviour towards other people.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    YakuzaMachine

    This pisses me off. Only stupid people will follow this advice and perpetuate the bullshit. This is some middle management hardon nonsense that validates being a prick to people.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    spaghettigoose

    If you want to make everyone happy then give the ice cream away, don't sell it it. That's how Much of filthy capitalist Jobs was. He couldn't even imagine giving as an act of kindness.
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    DaveGrohlsPeriod

    "If you want to treat your cancer, don't go on a vegan diet" Not Steve Jobs
  • Posted: October 8, 2019 16:46

    Marcus-Cato

    Even then the vegans would be pissed. Edit- See, I told you