[image] Advice from a Tree

[image] Advice from a Tree
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Author: SAT0725

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  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    maddermonk

    Let people feel your wood
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    YteKnight696

    spread your seeds in public. preferably on windy days
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    mtflyer05

    Beware of folks wielding chainsaws
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    dittrich31

    Don't bark up the wrong tree
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    theGirlfromthatThing

    Go naked in the winter... wait
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    TaoChi27

    Some may say I'm only a tree, Standing tall and proud, as tall as can be Going out on a limb, for I have just three But many more roots, much more than you see Drink plenty of water, but not from the sea Be content with your beauty, and all that you be Enjoy the view, while you sit under me. - Tree ​
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    JavelinaPR

    Based on the way that sign is being held, could also add -get nailed
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    AnAnonymousSource_

    You'll get screwed once or twice even from well meaning individuals.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    NumberoftheBeast666

    Make a sound even if no one is around
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Fastfaxr

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that the tree didn't actually write that sign.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Choppergold

    Give shade
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    GrimSmileyFaces

    r/TreesBeingBros
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    maddermonk

    Be Fruitful
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    blazekrow

    Is this a Jojo’s reference?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Jaccal14

    Thanks for the advice Tree!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    moonboundshibe

    All good and fine until someone goes and makes toilet paper out of you...
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    zygondor

    Don't let people screw you....never mind.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ShiftedLobster

    Great advice, thank you tree!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    genuinecity

    Was reminded to take a sip of water bc of this. Thanks, Tree!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    MagnumBurrito

    Patience. It’s about the long game.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    HAMI1170

    That was so nice and motivating
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    HAMI1170

    That was so nice and motivating
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    DistroyerOfWorlds

    Stand proud *Cue part 3 guitar solo"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Oxalandrej

    Leave
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Ultimate_SpiderDruid

    *deeply inhales* "PHOTOSYNTHESIS!"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    BigPandaCloud

    Now make like a tree and get out of here
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    11nealp

    God even fucking trees are doing better than me
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Ali-Coo

    Bend don’t break
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    johnnyblaze1999

    Until they speak Vietnamese, then you ded
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    hasforth9

    Are trees fascists?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    atomicwalker

    Because we all know that trees know how to enjoy the view.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ArmandoBloom

    Seen this pic in Woody Harrelson's Instagram account once. Don't know if it's strange that i remembered this fact.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    WAslap

    Fake. Somehow the sign has lines of sun going across it in a much different manner than the shadows/light in the yard. The image is 100% rectangular FFS. What sign on earth is this perfect?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    deadshot92

    Ive come to the point where a tree is motivating me. Damn
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    nate-rivers

    and maybe don't nail things down on a tree cause they feel shit too!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    _i_v_a_n_

    Stand Tall and Proud!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    pgthegr01

    Be naked.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    babar-300

    I.am enjoying very much
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    StraightWhiteKulak2

    Yes. Even if you're white, American, or wear MAGA hats.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    MofuggaUndaCova

    If someone comes at you with a chainsaw, don’t move.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Enmanu16

    ''Don't let people cut you down'' How good are you at that one, tree?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    MarsdenDew

    Be sure to get nailed once in awhile.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    bbwcfan

    Provide lots of shade.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    jareau

    Be flexible, yet rigid. You never know when a storm will test your breaking point, or when you should help carry folks to a higher vantage point.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Dogs_Akimbo

    - Don't let people screw ~~into~~ you.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    The-Ham-Bummer

    I followed all the above advice and now dogs raise their legs on me.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    digs510

    Make like a tree, and leave
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Gum_Skyloard

    *screams because puns*
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    shawnshine

    This is a quote from Ilan Shamir. My best friend uses this quote in his new book about wisdom, if anyone is interested in further reading on the subject. It’s called ‘Wise and Shine’ by Robert N. Stonehill. Looks like Shamir also wrote other similar books- advice from a river, advice from a mountain, etc.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    yellerbelly22

    I wouldn't trust that guy all bark no bite.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    yellerbelly22

    I wouldn't trust that guy all bark no bite.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    fishing_west_tx

    Holy shit! I went on an ATV ride through the jungle on this ranch. Took our honeymoon through Montego Bay. This place has so many cats. It was amazing.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    CompleX999

    Beware of chainsaws.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    FierySharknado

    What does a tree know about enjoying the view? It doesn't even have eyes. Stupid tree.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Saucebosss10

    These are just pieces of advice which share words that also have meaning in plant anatomy. The only real advice from trees is in comments. Weak post.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    bromanclature

    Advice from the tree, to dogs: Bark
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Marinec06

    randomly smash into cars on a windy day
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

    r/punpatrol we have a pun problem in the first datree.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Alecman3000

    what does go out on a limb means?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Dr_Stef

    I am groot
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    risfun

    Enjoy the sun, take long breaths!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    i_cantdance

    I would but it's kind of hard... Seems pretty solid though
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    SirawesomesauceIII

    Don't explore outside your home You're valued more when you're dead. Thanks trees!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    aheadwarp9

    I didn't realize trees had eyes!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Satans-Blowhole

    Stick to your roots
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    StonewallStrong911

    As someone who loves sitting in a hammock I'd like to add "don't be afraid to support others."
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    connley

    Dont chop me bro
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    tchtchent

    Make oxygen
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Swazygens_---

    Best advice ever!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    kyrieeleisen23

    Throw some shade every once in awhile.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    WiseChoices

    "Don't let dogs peeing on you ruin your day."
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ElPlatanaso2

    And most importantly, leave
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Citronadeo

    Let all the birds land, stay and play on top of you
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    __how__about_this__1

    Don't fucking staple a slice of bread to me
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Missladi

    Get your trunk pierced
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    BravoAlphaRomeo

    This may be the opposite of the true intent of this wholesomeness, but trying to apply almost every one of these rules as a white dude is pretty fucking depressing in current year. I guess most people don't mind us drinking water. Yet, anyway.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Utsuro_

    why is the tree talking
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    phantombraider

    "Never leave the place you grew up at"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    GigabitSuppressor

    Works for me. Upboat!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ThePureawesomness

    fire might kill you
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    FM-101

    Ok thanks mom.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Shakooza3858

    ....and they nailed the advice to the tree...LOL
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Alarid

    And on the bottom, it says "Don't get chainsawed."
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    AsAfterlife

    Natural beauty😂😂😂
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    malibujones0

    Reach out to others
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    vadapaav

    How the fuck does a tree *go out on a limb*?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    crazypistolman

    Allow others to staple bread to you.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Planet-Nein

    >Be content with your natural beauty Something women will never be able to do as long as marketing tells them otherwise
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Chipp_in

    get pissed on by dogs
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    bob-leblaw

    Don't compare yourself to other trees, bloom when it's your time and in your own way.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    DaymD

    "nothing else to do I'm bored Pls no hatchet"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Harveybirdman123

    Branch out and stick together.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    StevenMaurer

    If something near you is shit, use it as an opportunity to grow.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Greaterbird

    * Never leave home. * Be completely rigid around everyone. * Involve bees in your sex life
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    bitchprophet

    Root well before you leave! (root= Aussie slang for sex)
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    EndWhen

    Thanks
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    mrrich3

    So simple, and so true.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    GermanPootisChicken

    Star platinum
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Ben_flo_king

    Also, don't rape!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Tydecon

    Ensure nails bolted in to you if it inspired others
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Krazykid1326

    Immobile;unable to move forward.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    dweicl

    Dont get pee'd on
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    LifebloodOfChampions

    If you wanna know how old I am, cut me open.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    CarbonDMetric

    They forgot "Leaf"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    acornstu

    Perfect. Now even a tree is winning at life more than me. Someone just drive a train into me now.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    NuttyButts

    Trees don't have eyes
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    DanelawGCP

    Via u/counsel8 >Bad Advice From A Tree. > >* Do not move around at all. > >*If it gets cold, discard your appendages. >*If someone builds something nice or useful near you, feel free to crack and break it. >*Its ok to drop and arm on a car from time to time. >*If you drop a child, don't catch him.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    smokesholy

    I wonder if it was a nude beach?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ialch_iphone

    Christmas tree breaks rule #5!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    badassperson

    Branch out.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Snf4le

    Let people cut you down with chainsaws, so they can make paper out of you.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Valelenn

    Become hollow inside, get cut down
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Gurvinderbora

    Gr8
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    SimonPBurgen

    Advice from a tree: Never do anything ever that requires any sort of effort or thought and you will still live an easy, comfortable life.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    ChefdeMur

    •I see live nudes for free.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    searchingforitt

    No matter how strong and tall you are, someone can cut and break you. But your journey lives on... as a paper, table, chair, home decors, etc. At least the value of being useful remains 🤣
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    AEtherbrand

    At any given time I’m lucky to be doing ONE of these. I’m losing at life to a tree.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    chucho89

    Beware of ecosexuals
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    TheRealAlecFarq

    Branch out Know when to leaf
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    gplowski

    Something something forest fires...
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Losartan50mg

    But you are not a tree https://me.me/i/if-you-dont-like-where-you-are-move-you-are-17559471
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    muffincum

    Stand your ground
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    zyarva

    Propagating offsprings asexually
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    blackpotato666

    /u/Suvtropics
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    iamchen1

    •Don’t put nails on me. It hurts.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    LeafOfficalReddit

    A tree once told me the US is lying about their oil reserves....
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    jebalis

    Stand proud... Is that tree a jojo refference?
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    FBI_Agent21

    So that's were our expermental tree went. Huh
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    zenkaiba

    That tree is gonna regret giving advice to the one who's gonna cut it down
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    prathmeshg

    I would add "Help others"
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    GraceBroom

    make sense
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    xeneks

    Stand still while others cut you down and burn the remains.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Jamer825

    Feels pretty shitty when a tree has better values then me....
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    blackdraon003

    Stop stealing my nuts
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    pat_speed

    lessons from trees- Nature could easily kill you with out a second thought - To alot of people , your existence is only useful in what you can give to people - You may have not wanted to be put in the position and the people who put you the, will blame you.- If your diseased, people will look on your disgust and whish to get rid of you. - If humans think there in your way or your more useful dead, they will make it happen. - Poison is an effective killer for all species, human or trees.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    FortyYearOldVirgin

    Advice from a tree... Throw shade.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Manbearpig9801

    Is this actually motivating anyone cmon
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    BakuRyou

    I am Groot.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    EjaculatingNarwhal

    •Outlive your enemies
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    pelinorja

    Great.. even trees live happier then me
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    CryType

    Thank you tree. You're my only friend.
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Knotmyrealaccount

    Make like a tree and get out of here!
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    TheDancy

    become a table
  • Posted: February 14, 2019 14:21

    Narradisall

    Not sure I’m sold on that trees salute there....