[image] I’m Not One to Obsess About Fitness, but

[image] I’m Not One to Obsess About Fitness, but
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Author: PanchosLegend

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  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    shortsleevedpants

    *me sitting at home in my underwear feeding on a jumbo Toblerone before work* “So true”
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    johnsolomon

    Brocrates
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    colorsdontlie

    Was Socrates jacked?
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    renjo689

    Every image of Socrates I’ve ever seen has portrayed him like Danny devito
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    wings31

    Yeah, well, they didnt have donuts back then. So....
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    throwawayclarkken

    Was thinking of an excuse to skip gym. Thx for this :)
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    thrtysmthng

    Socrates aged backwards /s
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    chillerll

    TIL Socrates was fat shaming me before I was born.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Vin879

    Well I’ll go ahead and add this shame to my list other shames then....
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    anticlockwize

    It's a shame for a man to grow old without realising the potential of (insert any human quality here)...
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    minervamcgonagalpal

    Sweet so women are off the hook
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Gianni3345

    That’s inspiring
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    miramiria

    Some of the most important things I learnt in philosophy class was that a) Socrates was short and ugly b) Socrates was jacked and a fantastic wrestler c) Socrates could have whatever man he wanted ​ (he was also a pretty smart guy and may not have actually existed) ​ Let this be a lesson to you ​ ​
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    DocJanItor

    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "I drank what?"
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    STVPORMVNDI

    "Potato man" Socrates?
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    ReadingRainbowRocket

    He was a constant drunk everyone described as a fatty weirdo. ​ But I support this message. But still...
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Kaje26

    That would be nice to achieve if my sternum wasn’t squeezing my heart.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Aaron8679

    Socrates didn’t have Netflix
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    rojodemuerte

    Said Socrates looking at some random boys passing down the street. /s
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    hangdogred

    Source?
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    paone22

    I have this quote posted right by my bed. Literally the main reason to get me to gym when I had started working out.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    CrashTestGummyBear

    He also loves San Dimas, or so I’ve been told
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    pr0crasturbatin

    Swolcrates
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    oak156

    Swolecrates
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    ak0693

    I hate injuries
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Silent_E

    This is a misattributed quote. Still good though
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    tryhardfit

    Helps when you have slaves doing all your work.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    kheni1

    Tfw socrates was actually an ugly fatso and they always had to depict people in sublime physique.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    gszx1337

    Funny, I've been mulling over a similar thought recently. I'm almost thirty, and I never got that "young man's bod" that boomers wish they still had. Do I really wanna look back on my life and not say "Man, I used to look good"? I don't plan on having a ripped jacked body like the one pictured, but I'd like to at least not look like a lump of shit.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    c0untox

    Socrates the gate keeper
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Teddyoreoso

    GAIN SQUAD!
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Buujin83

    are you telling me motherfucking socrates was one of the biggest muscleheads in athens?
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    FictionalHero

    Dust... Wind... Dude.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Deshra

    I’ll see your Socrates and counter with 1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    vitriolic_amalgamati

    I feel attacked
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    LoftyLazerus

    He also said I know only that I know nothing so there you go😁
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    SirWhanksalot

    It's all fun and games until you hit a Plato phase in your training
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    __magikarp__

    Seems like something Jigsaw would say
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    altaccountforbans1

    Wow. Why doesn't anyone talk about this as one of the natural rights. Or more like natural anti-rights. You don't have the right to disgrace the body the universe gave you by not becoming mindblowingly fit.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

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  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    DickButtPlease

    "I drank *what*? -Socrates
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    silasbrock

    But what if I don't want tits?
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    MaskoBlackfyre

    This should go for both the body and the mind. Just saying.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    comemanifestyourself

    fuck off with your pressure
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Misc_Thunk

    Socrates quotes are always second hand.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    tyrantspell

    Its a shame that Socrates grew old without seeing the power of saw con
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    helen269

    So-crates. Damn you, Bill and Ted! :-)
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Cleavon_Littlefinger

    Yeah, but that motherfucker didn't know about Krispy Kreme...
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    gandalfian

    Yep, I'm not moving a muscle unless I'm paid to do it. ​ (I wonder if the meaning of amateur has changed).
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Drethan86

    Im 32 as we speak, saw this quote a few months ago and it really inspired me to get in proper shape. Because as stated I want to be at my peak physical form atleast once in my life, and I have been waaay to relaxed about it earlier. Quit smoking, started to run, and workout at home. Doing the 200 pushups app at the moment, and making great progress, in great part thnx to my man Socrates👍
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Wyrmlimion

    A mans mans statue.
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Fat_n_Ugly_Luvr

    Reading this while doing leg extensions. Alright, we can do this!
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    royalstaircase

    The problem I have with this is that it can apply to everything on earth. No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of baking pop-culture themed cakes. No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of leaving random shiny things on your lawn to make ravens happy. No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of telling their dog just how great they are. No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of playing goofy italian car chase music while driving on the freeway. No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of eating cheetos with a fork so that you don't get the cheesy crap all over your hands. ​
  • Posted: March 22, 2019 13:21

    Emochind

    Sport is by far the most boring activity i can think off. Especially Gyms