[image] Seize the Opportunity

[image] Seize the Opportunity
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Author: flaskfish

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  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    owningface

    So I'm supposed to leave my 3 other little ducklings to cross the street on their own? This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen and I would be a poor daddy duck.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    greenmountainboy

    This is probably good advice right about half the time. It's equivalent to saying "just jump in and figure it out" which ranges from harmless to deadly
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Aldimus

    This post is an example of duck child abuse
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    SausageMcWonderpants

    Ducks crossing the street: https://youtu.be/ptHuus__E08 https://youtu.be/Fr_7PW6tGaQ https://youtu.be/_KUz64NSysM Just because something sounds insightful for humans, it doesn't actually mean anything to ducks.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Dab2TheFuture

    I'm going all in on bitcoin. This is just what I needed. Edit: this was trying to point out how some motivational though can rationalize dubious things, like literally pouring all my money into extremely volatile internet money.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    spiderborland

    Was once told, "If you wait for the perfect time to get a dog, you'll never get a dog. Just get a dog."
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    oirambale96

    Abandon your ducks and yeet yourself out of there.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    MindTravel

    Sometimes you have to abandon your kids.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Wizart-

    Carpe duckem
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    LaVatsu

    Holy crap this came at the right time
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Empires69

    Many people forget, ducklings don't form a row until the parent leads them long enough for the row to form.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

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  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    MHMabrito

    Handle says judge, typing says uneducated..
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    barrsftw

    I've seen little ducklings stranded on one side of the street while momma was on the other side.. fuck that, I'm waiting for all my ducklings.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Irredeemable_Garbage

    And that's when you get hit by a fucking car and lose everything.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    IHateRetards666

    TIL its okay to abandon my children
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    ahoypollloi

    Anyone who can't spell "you" or "yours" should never be listened to.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    TheLordVader

    How about using real words... can we stop dumbing down our languages? I know it takes effort and motivation, but this should be a place where people are motivated to be better no? Edit: u’ve, u, 2 are examples of not using real words... “Till I got” how about “until I have”.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    lonewolfshade

    Can someone translate what she is trying to say?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    XxNukeMutantxX

    Bad ducky!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    imod3

    Get motivated and stay in school so you don't have the grammar of an 8 year old like this post.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Artrobull

    this is a horrible way cross the street. people die this way.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Roxxso

    I refuse to upvote anyone who says *u'v*.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    idbedelighted

    But the ducks!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Ali-Coo

    I was always that last duck heading West when everyone else was going North. I found a bypass by the way and didn’t even have to cross the road.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    fserrec

    Even ducks don’t wait until they’re all in a row.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    hellorawrphael

    The epitome of “fuck dem kids”
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    dontaskmeimdumb

    I'd rather not let my impatience kill any innocent ducklings if I can help it.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    TierdsBentley

    That's how you get hit by cars.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    nism0o3

    Ah, I see my mothers way of parenting is getting more popular these days.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    fufuberry21

    Lol she used like the worst analogy possible.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    DrugDealingWizard

    And that's why the world has deadbeats and methheads.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    adale_50

    I don't have ducks and I don't have a row. I have squirrels and they're at a rave.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Swifty910

    Anyone who spells “you’ve” like that should be eliminated
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Treeninja1999

    This is terrible advice
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    leo615

    Bad getmotivated
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Laotzeiscool

    Abandon my ducks? No.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Christonya

    Great advice... bad example lol. Let’s just round up half the kids and go! The others will be fine!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    VoiceoftheLegion1994

    That sounds like how you get hit by a truck.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    datRoot

    Is this a meme?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    minarima

    Sell the house, sell the car, sell the kids.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Mrferg101

    If you get your ducks off the ground, they'll get in a row all by themselves.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    jonmac445

    If I actually gave people a penny for their thoughts then that would require carrying around quite a few pennies.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    TodoEsCumpleanos

    YEAH! ADIOS YA LI'L FUCKERS!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    iFedUpwitTisWurl

    [Or you could just go ahead without any in the first place.](https://youtu.be/x7ua1GGUIlA)
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Byting_wolf

    You never. Run. Across. The. Street!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    edis92

    Fuck them ducks
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Jicaar

    Sometimes they fall in the storm drain anyway. https://youtu.be/yGByocl2nxo
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    HyerStandards

    I feel like this is applicable to the current US impeachment process that like 65% of us are still waiting on.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Loggerdon

    Throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    3hideyoshi3

    Fuck the slow ducks. If they die they die.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Mclarenrob2

    My ducks all died before they even got to the street
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    jeezumsWTF

    Yea, fuck the rest of your children. Just grab who you can and run
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    CowSkyYellow

    Basically in a bank heist, don't steal all the money, just all the money you can.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    --NiNjA--

    Kinda psycho.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    cutdownthere

    youre basically saying leave behind your kids becuase theyre holding you back...!? well I guess thats one way of putting it. And this woman is a judge too? Wonder where she stands on child custody lol.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Scarlet944

    The funny thing about getting ducks in a row is they are only in line when the mother duck is moving and if she stops the ducks get all bunched and scrambled so you gotta move to keep them in order.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    cybershadow01

    I will never take advice from someone who says u'v
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Xylus1985

    But, why cross the road when your duckies are here?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Catfishjohn78

    Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    EyeFicksIt

    I duck I know did this and I think I accidentally kill 3 or 4 ducklings, it was not a good day for the duck or I
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    livydawg

    Fuck them kids
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Northwindlowlander

    And that, right there is why ducks have so many babies- so that a couple reach adulthood I do enjoy the metaphor, just not how the poster meant it to be enjoyed.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Ohioisapoopyflorida

    I'd let her send me to jail
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    EthanRavecrow

    Is that supposed to be English?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Skystrike7

    That sounds like a terrible illustration lol
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Hallonsorbet

    Can someone please translate this to English?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    HappyHighwayman

    People who use "u" for you drive me nuts. Yeah total time saver to look like a 12 year old.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Magikwack

    Sorry, Keith. Time waits for no one. I'm leaving you behind
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Rissfa

    She would be one great mother...or stepmother
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Thunder797

    https://ibb.co/c3pvHPC I took this yesterday and they seem to have everything going on. My opinion is to wait for those ducks to get in order
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    mollyringwald420

    I know it’s not important but I can never take bad grammar seriously, Jesus.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    juiceboxbiotch

    Them straggling ducks are screwed. Moving on.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    dedido

    Seize the means of production!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    LosRuralJurors

    I guess Leroy Jenkins was right after all.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Baalsham

    She uses some weird English... Actually hurt my brain a little to translate
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    paft_dunker

    good advice for planning on moving to a big city
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    TractorFeces

    I'll take these seriously when they learn to spell
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    emelbee923

    Not sure how /u/fuckswithducks would feel about this...
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    MCMXCVI-

    u'v
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    amy77787

    Good one gotta be bold savage and unapologetically you for you in this life.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    lil-wise

    Or you could just be more prepared...?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    VitoVentura

    Sometimes you just have to slow down and type in proper english.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    ParagonOfHonor

    I mean, i got ADHD, A Heart Murmur, Aortic Stenosis, Anxiety, Depression, and probably some OCD. I'd never get my ducks all in a row if my life depended on it. ​ I lost all my friends due to my obsessive tendencies and am cripplingly alone again. ​ Doesn't mean i'm not gonna kick life in the balls and give it my best shot. We're all human, so i'd rather make a mistake and ask for forgiveness rather than not do anything at all. ​ Life dealt me a shitty hand to begin with, but I'm still standing. I hope everyone else here can do better than me. At least you don't have a dysfunctional brain.....then again, this is reddit. ​ Stay Hydrated Fam.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    jdkc4d

    You can't have your ducks and eat them too.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Bodchubbz

    Spoken like someone who bought a car before getting their first paycheck
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    RemusGT

    I crossed the street! What did it cost you? Everything!
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    click79

    I have three kids though
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    [deleted]

    Jesus Christ I hope she is not a mother. What a fucking terrible anaology for anything.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    crueldevil

    Response from the rest of the ducks - https://www.zestvine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/grisbee-on-girls-face.jpeg
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    BeepShow

    I cross streets without any ducks so wheres my prize
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    natty1212

    I am the duck that was left behind and tried to cross myself but got fucking obliterated by a semi.
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Zepertix

    WTF get motivated or /r/shittyparenting
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    butchudidit

    yea I like to go with a plan. u got lucky but sometimes you get lucky. it totally can be unfavorable though
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    IjazSSJ3

    When did this duck hunt/frogger get released
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    bramschaafsma

    Rip the other ducks
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    unarespuesta

    What if a duck just stands in the middle of the street?
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    storyofmylife92

    Leaving a trail of mangled ducklings in your wake
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Phyngerz

    Seize the auto correct and never victomise anyone eith *u'v* ever again
  • Posted: July 9, 2019 16:44

    Anonymous