[image] You’re Gonna Conquer This Week.

[image] You’re Gonna Conquer This Week.
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Author: mdowen1

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  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    RedundantDingus

    Get in the car with that serial killer! JUST DO IT
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    purpelpeepleeater

    “Date that girl”...not if she has anything to do with it
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    blorpblorpbloop

    Heroin scares me but I think I'll pass on that one.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    bsinger28

    We all know this one sucks, right? To be clear, among other things, do not date people who scare you
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    mentaldegr

    Hey now I'm broke and lost my job. More motivated then ever to just stay alive.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    LastRedshirt

    look at your bank account. cry a little. look in your mirror. cry more. its worth it.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    evmk12

    “Date that person” it’s not that easy bro
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    EAS893

    What if that person doesn't want to date me? I should just do it anyway?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    cesario7789

    Oh blow it out your ass. This kind of thinking forgets the absolute struggle that is life. Of course an instagram model who has commodified her looks would think this is positive thinking.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    redditreloaded

    Inject that heroin! Spin that revolver! Jump off that bridge!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Derpman2099

    so what youre saying is, is that i should stick my dick in a blender?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Lone_Woods

    Well gonna rob a bank so I can do most of these things
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    MasterUmmBees

    Post that generic quote!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    TheAwesomeCrazyMoth

    I'm trying alright, I've applied for that job, I've asked that person out. Not my fault they said no. Wish I could buy a plane ticket....
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    12yearoldarmy

    I bought that plane ticket and applied for that job. But the job made me cancel the plane ticket and I lost out on $500. Shitty advice
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Solidious-SL

    Bruh all these things induce homelessness if done as flippantly as this tweet. Stay awayyyy
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    lier211

    Fear is the louder form of reality
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    WillToAscend

    Stupid
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    original_sh4rpie

    I was pretty scared that the gunshot might hurt, but this tweet may be the encouragement I need.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    NOSES42

    No one will hire or date me, and I'm not even sure I'd be allowed on a plane.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    blasphememe16

    Lol can’t just date someone they gotta want u too
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    lithiumweeb

    This sounds like a tweet directed at hot, degree holding rich people. And they don't tend to be scared of things.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    nickname_esco

    'Move to that city' Yeh very practical advice mate
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Help_Me_123

    :: Looks at bank account:: I fucking hate your form of motivation. If I could DO ANY of the things I wanted to, I would!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    phi_array

    She doesn’t want to date me
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    bobthepomato

    Directions unclear, caught in a coconut.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    AKA_Genius

    Now I work as a strip club dj , started dating my 85 neighbor with one way ticket to Baghdad , thanks
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    1antihero

    Rejected. Rejected. No money. No money.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    ShuxArmada

    Make sure you have money. I've never been one to prioritize making money and it's proven to be disastrous for me. I grew up in rural South Dakota and moved to Portland, OR to do something with my life in 2015. I lived there for 3.5 years. I was never able to afford to do anything aside from go to work because I was not accustomed to the cost of living and could not, for the life of me, find a decent paying job. I'm also not particularly good at forgoing my own interests and hobbies just so I can make friends. I worked as a drain technician for one of those years and although it paid well, I was working 60 hour weeks and hated the work so much it ruined any time off I had. I constantly dreaded my mondays. I'm now living back in SD where I can afford a living easier but... it's South Dakota so... I'm trying to scheme something new up. I would say the most important thing is to know, with clarity, what you want to do so you can always remind yourself when things are hard and unfortunately, in this society, you need lots of money as well.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Scrotumbler

    This is just what I needed to see! *Keeps following same routine*
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    MrZombieTheIV

    Got the job and the date. Now it's time to leave it all for a new city.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    MrAshh

    This is just silly. Like telling a depressed person: *tomorrow don’t be sad, smile!*
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    buttonions89

    Stupidest way to motivate someone.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    JamesD581

    Money: I'm about to end this man's whole career
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    iplaypokerforaliving

    Date that person? I tried and 3 months later I’m rejected. I learned never date that person if they just got out of a ten year relationship 2 months before you met. I knew better.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    xvenel

    Ah yes, i've applied to nearly 150 jobs, can't date that person(s) because they show no interest in me, can't buy that plane ticket or move to that city cause I am broke. But still fighting.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    harshhappens

    Time to fuck a blender!!!!!!!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    GuruliEd666

    Sure, I'll buy a plane ticket instead of paying rent and bills you fucking asshole.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    RockstarAgent

    Apply for that job, while you have a job. Date that person, but let someone know first. Buy that plane ticket but only if your budget allows, and definitely instead of spending on something frivolous. Move to that city if the opportunity for a better life arises, do your research. Do all the things that scare you, but make sure you have health insurance and an emergency fund, and it'll all be worth it.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    MrDrProfessorCyclops

    Oh I have applied for all the jobs, it’s not working.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Deonteaus

    I dont think my wife would approve.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    mrthescientist

    This is maybe not the best advice? Maybe we shouldn't date for the third time? Maybe that's not a great idea?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    ZeroAurora

    How do I just "date that person?" Like do I date her against her will?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    notonmyswatch

    I tried doing all those things in the opposite order - HUGE mistake
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    twack3r

    Rape it is then, gotcha.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    orangputeh

    can u bring me a twinkie please?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    TheTrainman1996

    I’m on my way to buy a dildo as we speak!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    farinha_lactea

    Break up with that person
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    RecklessSand

    I’LL DO IT !!!!!!!!!!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    NezuminoraQ

    Thank you. This whole week has been scary. Trying to take my next steps to a new life but annoyingly things have to fall into place in the correct order for me to be secure the whole way.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Iivaitte

    I applied for that job and dated that person, bought that plane ticket and moved to that city. The police have been called on me for conspiring against my business with my coworker and trying to flee from the consequences. It's like Bonnie and Clyde.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Frosty_bibble

    As if dating that person were so easy
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    whitt_wan

    I needed this, actually. In 2 days I'm moving to a different city away from my wife for a good career job. Needless to say, I've packed the brown undies.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Christonya

    Dated that girl! ... Now my gf is mad though.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    curiousbydesign

    Thank you for the inspiration /u/mdowen1. I took three steps toward an Alaskan cruise after reading your post. I have wanted to go on an Alaskan cruise for over a decade.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    ProfClarion

    Applied for that job. Did the interview. Just waiting for that call. Its so nerve wracking.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Arctichydra7

    Instructions unclear I’m now trapped in a foreign country without my passport forced into the sex trade
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Reddit91210

    But.. we fear change -Wayne’s world
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    not-max

    I really like this one.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Stank_Lee

    Apply for that job you'll hate in 6 months. Date that person that might be a rapist. Buy that plane ticket to a region where you could be kidnapped or murdered. Move to that city with cheap rent and high crime rate per capita. Do things that scare you, because you sure as hell can't trust your own instincts or make decisions on a case by case basis.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    NotQuite64

    I stopped working bought a plane ticket to Thailand, found a new girl. Now waiting for this to feel normal till my birth place will feel exotic again so I can move back to change job, find a new girl and get that plane ticket. Change seems fun till you change too much
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    bcallen2

    I don't know. I kind of feel like my wife is going to be pretty pissed if I up and leave her and the kids for a new chick in a new city. What the hell the internet told me to do it, so it must be a great life choice!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    spvcegoat0

    My girlfriend of 5 years just moved to New York (Manhattan) to attend the University of Columbia. She wants me to move there with her by next year. I've lived in Alabama my whole life and and have never moved out of state. This is a very scary moment in my life, but there is really nothing in Alabama for me. Maybe moving to New York will give me a different perspective on things.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    DarthReeder

    "Hi, Mr Musk, I'd like to apply for a rocket science position" "What type of engineering background do you have?" "None, but some text only image on Reddit told me to apply for that job I wanted, so yeah, hire me"
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    KevinAndWinnie4Eva

    Well; also make sure you’re in the position to do such things. Always keep striving but don’t be reckless.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    texmexirex

    This is accurate. I’m old and have seen many people do this. I know no one who has failed.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    neuterthscooteredcat

    You’re right! I’ve been considering suicide for months now, but every time I load the gun or get on the bridge, I get too scared. But no more. This time, I’ll do it! Being scared is part of life, or at least it was! I’m so fucking MOTIVATED!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Ashipaws

    I mean... I'm currently in another country with a guy I met online playing a video game.... I go back Sunday and start my brand new job Monday so... I guess I did those things? Haha Edit: for clarification I'm a girl.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    grrleona

    This a generic post yet there are a lot of negative responses. I am drowning in debt but even so, I applied for that job. It was awesome until it wasn't. I asked out that guy. It didn't work out but that's okay. I bought a ticket and went overseas. It was amazing and enlightening. I moved to that city and hated it. But I wouldn't take it back. I learned so much, met amazing people, and I feel like a better person for it. Was it hard? Hell yeah. Did I struggle? Hell yeah, I still do. But I've always figured it out. I think everyone is capable, we just get so caught up in the reasons why NOT to do it, we forget to live.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Sinisterminister77

    What a toxic comment section
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Finn_The_Ice_Prince

    This is...terrible advice. Yes, you shouldn't be afraid to live your life, but this is basically telling you to go insane and do everything you want without fear of consequence.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    sherms89

    Black tar heroine here I come.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    jizzmaster-zer0

    yep, meme comin back https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    caculo

    What city?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    tolae01010

    Fight a snake?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Birdgang14

    But I need that job I applied for, for the rest of the list. Gonna have to wait to see if I get it.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    ethelexpress

    Okay, fine! I’ll buy my notary public license and dye my hair blonde!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Koalastars009

    I tried to date that girl, she said no....
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    46726175656e686f6666

    If you can think it! You can imagine it!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    OfficerWade

    I know what this means and the girl I’m suppose to date won’t talk to me anymore and ThAT, *That* message, is loud and clear. If she is going to be with me I’ve gotta do something of the Bold, lusty, type. Before it becomes a lifelong regret
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Matronixrl

    all in one week
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    brainf0dder

    But how?
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    lIllIlIIllIlIIlI

    Man. I hate reddit, I literally just thought to myself how nervous I am getting a better apartment while still in training, and this is the first post I see!
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    KrAzYWiSh

    I just took that new job today! 😁
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    soozieqt

    Death scares me. I guess I won’t be available the rest of this week.
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Rocklobster92

    Ok. I am going to do it! 🔫 give me your money
  • Posted: October 9, 2019 06:09

    Anonymous