“the Six Best Doctor: Sunshine, Water,rest,air,exercise and Diet” – Wayne Fields [800×1020]

“the Six Best Doctor: Sunshine, Water,rest,air,exercise and Diet” – Wayne Fields [800×1020]
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  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    no_this_is_God

    But then also like fucking penicillin
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    SirM0rgan

    All are good, but not compared to an actual fucking doctor
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Rumble5625x

    Sunshine can literally give you cancer
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    raleighsk

    Also, doctors.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    FrugalityPays

    You forgot your essential oils and sage!
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    amazing_assassin

    Thanks, I'm cured!
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Ddannyboy

    Number seven is bananas
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    fr_hairycake_lynam

    I dunno man, that oncologist was pretty rad
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Slateratic

    Thanks but it still metastasized
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    w_s_s

    He forgot sex the surgeon.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    rayne7

    As a resident doctor, our schedules make it ridiculously hard to get all of these on a consistent basis
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    norsurfit

    What about the most important- Dr. Pepper ?
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    I_Have_CDO

    And this will cure polio? Cool. Twat.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    imac132

    ~~The six best Doctors~~ The six best preventative medicine practices.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Venerade

    Tom Baker and David Tennant is missing.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    BigStrongCiderGuy

    Yikes
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Gillezeau

    This quote is fucking a mess. Even if we accept the "penicillin ain't got shit on a walk in woods" attitude, all those things would be medicine, not doctors. Edit: This quote has legit made me so irrationally frustrated. Firstly, the vast majority of doctors in the world would agree that all the things listed are important / necessary for a baseline of good health. What doctor would be like, "fuck water, soda only bro", "8 hours? total myth. 3 hours is fine if you're not a pussy about it". None. Zero. No doctors. So the basic premise of this quote is fighting against an enemy that doesn't exist. All doctors would give you two thumbs up if you did / received sufficient amounts of those 6 things. Secondly, if you do all that then, yeah, you'll lower your chance of needing to go to a doctor because you'll likely be healthy. But there are so many reasons you'd go to a doctor that go beyond basic health, not even taking into account prescribing medicine. Broken your arm - "Fuck it, just leave that shit out in the sun for 5 hours and it'll be right as rain". Having a child - "Who needs professionals helping me in a sterilised environment when I have clean air" STD test - "I know I'm clean, cause I recently did 20 squats". Disregarding all diseases and any need for medication, doctors and corresponding medical professionals do way, way more than simply administer medicine. Things that the list don't address or solve in any way at all. Thirdly and most infuriatingly, none of things would even be doctors, even by the derelict logic of this quote; they'd be medicine. If the quote had said, "mother nature is the best doctor, with it's 6 best medicines ..." Yeah it's clunky, but I guess it would make sense. But nope, Fucking Wayne Fields somehow believes that doctors prescribe themselves. Even doctors who's knowledge or abilities are their main 'thing', they still provide a service or information, they don't just give you themselves. Heart surgeons don't fix the problem by being a heart surgeon, they perform an operation and that's what's helps you. This quote sucks, because even using its own logic, its own premise, it fucking crumbles. Fuck this quote and Fuck Wayne Shields for this pretentious fuckwittery.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    kaczynskiier

    Smh people can’t vibe with a positive post. Some people just want to talk trash
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Mithrandir1987

    All great things if you don’t have Crohns Disease..
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    sircrossen

    Until you actually get sick.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    N3koChan

    Can I add insulin please? It's kinda keep me alive.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Mealwyrm

    What a bunch of self contradictory nonsense. Water and Air, like make up your mind. If you mix water and air you drown or try to swim off a cliff. Rest and Excersize? Am I supposed to take a nap on the treadmill?! Lift weights with my arm after it is dead from sleeping on it? Diet even has the word DIE in it. No thanks, I'll skip all of this crap and stick with prayer and pizza. I've been praying for a great body and good health and I think i almost sent in enough for a good body redemption. Edit forgot the /s
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    xkirakimix

    Can confirm sunshine has actually caused my cancer
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    andymorphic

    Was he Steve Jobs’s physician?
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    StingzG1

    People are actually upvoting this?
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Glitchy_soul

    Remember: If you can't make your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    T41k0_drums

    I thought the six best doctors were Capaldi, Tennant, Hurt, Smith, Eccleston, Baker (Tom).
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    SaltyBabe

    You’re telling me I could have just gone outside instead of getting a bilateral lung transplant???
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Jhall6y1

    Also like an actual medical professional:)
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Claudiu7645

    Where s sex
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Gildenstern2u

    Yeah...fuck that pediatric oncologist.
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    ramenmoodles

    Are these the names of the doctors?
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    Rexis_Axiomus

    Yes!
  • Posted: November 8, 2019 11:51

    sagr0tan

    Mine are: inheritence, opium, beer, ramen, linux and my hot and brilliant gf